Welcome to the BBB Holiday Gift Guide, your annual reminder that battery nerds deserve gifts as delightful as their data plots.
We have assembled a holiday gift list for the electrochemistry-obsessed humans in your life. Or for you. Definitely for you.
Around here, electrolytes absolutely count as a love language, and holiday magic looks a lot like stable SEI and stable relationships. If you measure joy in milliamp hours, congratulations, you are in the right place. This guide is built for the bright sparks in your life who appreciate a little chemistry with their cheer, and maybe a thoughtful anode-cathode pun or two.
1. Baby Battery Book
For the tiny human who will one day correct your C-rate math. It is adorable. It is educational. It is the only baby book that casually teaches redox.
2. Nicole Kelner Energy Art
Because your walls deserve vibes that scream “whimsy, but make it electrochemistry.”
• Battery print
• Big Fan (because we all are)
3. Nanoverse Battery Courses and Glitter Stickers!!
Give the gift of becoming That Person who casually drops terms like SEI, tortuosity, and coulombic efficiency at holiday parties. Sign up for the waitlist so you know when the course drops!
Get the amazing glitter stickers here to hand out around your office and spread some battery sparkle.
4. Personalized Battery Mug
For the coworker whose SOC drops below 20 percent without caffeine.
5. Spicy (Throw) Pillow
Perfect décor for anyone who is a walking HF warning.
May your holidays be fully charged, your SEI stable, your dendrites nonexistent, and your gifts extremely on-brand.
If you like this kind of nerd-in-cheek content, forward this to a friend whose energy density is way too high for December.